NSFW NSFW NSFW Okay here we go while I am still drunk and high and remember it:
Well I left to go to the bar and they ate (he had nachoes and she had chili cheese fries... how the hell do people not shit their pants from food like that?) and we all got drinks, and by one drink I was pretty gone (I just lost 25 pounds, so I forget how much I can handle), she and I were sitting on one side of a booth and he was sitting across. I should prolly say this guy and I have known each other for 4 years and while I love him, I love him like a best friend you occasionally have sex with. So naturally he and I are making hella jokes and laughing about the whole thing, but in a lighthearted nervous way.
Deets about the folks: I am 22F 135 lbs 5'2.
he is 23, 6'4 and I have no idea bukkake galleries how much he ways but maybe 210-250? He is broad shouldered and muscley af.
She is 26, 5'7 and prolly like 170?, not sayin she was fat, but her ASS WAS GARGANTUAN JESUS HER ASS was huge. Small waist, similar to mine, and then 38C boobs (we talked about it at the table lol)
Anyways, boom, we leave to his house, and the first thing she does is tell him to look at my ass, so they both bounce it and have a hand on hot naked nurses each cheek. Then they take my high waisted shorts off and my shirt. By this time I am in the bra and panties (shown above). She takes off her dress and is wearing like.. a see through netted dress? Idk no bra though and a black thong.
Anyways Jugg (nickname) and I were laying on the bed and Megan (nickname) laid on the other side of him and we kissed (fyi it's just like kissin a dude lol) and began to undo his belt and unbuckle his jeans. He had to pull them off because tall people problems lol.
She grabbed his balls and made me suck it (which gahdamn was sexy, I was so glad she was more dominant than me). I am not gonna brag but yes I am. I sucked THE SOUL OF KANYE WEST out his dick. Finally we took out clothes off cause man was ready to annihilate these pussy.
So she lays down and I do what feels natural shoutout to all the folks tellin me to do what feels natural and start to lick and finger her pussy. Since my mouth is full of spit and wetness from his dick gagging me, I have no idea if she was wet or if my mouth wetted up her pussy.
SN: I think I read a TIFU where a guy ate his freshly shaved girlfriend and it rubbed his face raw.. my lips are chap, did that shit happen? Cause now that I am thinkin bout it, that shit was scratchy as fuck.
Okay anyways so I did like the pornos and sucked on her clit and fucked her pussy with my fingers (i used two but my hands are small, should I have used more? Hmm). Anyways she did the obilgatory moanin and groanin shenanigans, and all of a sudden foot fetish galleries my pussy is met with the full force of a dick behind me. It felt so dang good I was fallin over her pussy and moanin into it (even though he usually tells me to stay quiet cause he secretly likes it silent, she was doin the porn shit so I did too).
He was boom soakin my pussy from the back and leaned over my short self to kiss her, so this was like expert threesome in my mind lmao. Anyways he was about to come so he pulled out with a quickness.
She took this opportunity to lay me on my back and we basically switched positions. Now.. I'm not gonna said her head was ridiculous. But I will say in her defense that it was at this high heel porn pics point I realized she was straighter than a board and did not want to put her mouth on a pussy.
She did some tongue type shit and I nearly laughed because it was so obvious she did not want to eat pussy she just loves him like I love him and we both dumb over him. So I sat up to see what he was doin to her pussy and gawt damn her ass was bouncing against his body and I was immensely turned on by that.
Note to self: watching a guy you like fuck someone is a definite yes.
Anyways so I was slappin her ass and grabbing it while her head was on my chest and she was trying to take his dick from the back (which is generally pretty large, not my biggest but I can see why she was struggling, cause I like free nude girls pics pain and I don't think she did). He and I made eye contact and I couldn't help but take this opportunity to smile at him because I felt like congratulations were in order. (Platinum trophy unlocked!)
She tried to stop him to let her eat the my pussy, but I was like no, let me eat yours and suck his balls (thank you threesome porns). So I was licking and sucking her clit while his dick was smashing her poor vagina to pieces, and I would occasionally migrate to his balls and back. She stayed where she was (sittin on my face) and I stayed where I was (layin on my back with my feet hangin off the bed) and he pulled outta her, changed condoms (when the hell did he change condoms the first time? Unsure.) And fucked me while I ate her pussy.
SN: I'm not sure when he used the fourth condom, because I just don't remember him fucking her again, but there was a pile of four condoms at the end... hmm.
Well I am clearly missing a big part of the story but alas I am not in my sober mind.
Anyways boom skip around somehow he is pulling his dick out of someone's vagina, and he puts my mouth on it to suck.. I again killed it and he gently laid me back next to her and we licked his dick together and then he jacked it and came on both our faces and chest.
I washed up and left, and it was then that I noticed she had a bag and was staying the night. I never stay the night because Jugg and I both like to sleep alone but hell lol what lady wants she gets. I high fived him and put my clothes on when she went to rinse off.
When she came back out she asked why I was leaving and I was like uhh.. idk, lol. Then me and Jugg did our cool handshake and we taught it to her and then I left.
As I wrote this she text me telling me she wants to do it again. Will I? Probably. If they let me get pics next time.
Tl;dr: yup did it. 10/10 would try again.
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