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5:28 am: A 19-month old baby's cry is heard adjacent to the bed. A freight train roars a mile away underneath the Nebraska thunder. I drank too much milk last night in an effort to make me sleepy and to ease my worries of unemployment. I gotta pee. I drain the main vein and check on our wonderful son through the baby monitor given to us by Aunt Louise. Jonathan has already rolled over and gone back to sleep. Beth asks me if he's okay and I say yes so that she doesn't have to get up. We help each other because that's marriage. 7:00 am: The alarm goes off and a green eyed brunette with 40D tits slams the snooze button. Beth rolls over and rubs my cock on the outside of wool sleep pants from Target, buy one get one 50% off. Nine minutes of teasing and the snooze button is the ultimate cockblock yet again. This time she gets up and stretches and clenches her ass cheeks. They've taken a pounding over the years, but they still make me turn my head. 24 nights a month she cums to bed without underwear and I missed my chance to make a move. Life is complicated because that's marriage. 7:18 am: I decide to get up too, and while she's in the shower, I discover that Jonathan has vomited the corn from last night's dinner. I spend 20 minutes with the Folex and throwing the cribsheets and his pajamas into the wash. Wearing nothing but a towel on her head, her 5-6 curvy frame saunters into the laundry room looking for underwear from the dryer. She bends down for a fresh pair and grinds her tuna sandwich into my stirring johnson. "Maybe tonight". Sigh. Back in college in this situation, we'd be ten minutes late for lecture because I'd fuck her on the dryer. Jonathan is crying and the mood is ruined because that's marriage. 8:02 am: I get a text that she's stopped on I-80 so she's rubbing her clit. Some guy with Iowa plates is staring at her she says. 8:36 am: She texts me again "I'm in my cube now, but I had seven orgasms in the car. I used a baby wipe to clean up the pussystank on the front seat. Thanks for the two inch vibrator you bought me for my birthday. It's so discreet." 10:05 am: I just dropped him off at daycare and Beth calls. "Did he throw up any further?" and I tell her no. She tells me that she forgot to write a check for daycare and the oil light just came on in the good car. Plus I have two interviews today. So I gotta trade cars with her, after heading to the bank and switching ties for my interviews. 11:48 am: Mechanic texts me there's nothing wrong with the good car while I'm in a cab to Interview Number One. He says it was just a chip. Good thing because our savings has been depleted. I have a giant boner because the cab driver is listening to satellite radio (Howard Stern or something) and there's a porn star on there talking about her pussy waxing technique. She also explains how dicks from 4 to 6 inches are best because the men who own them are more eager to please than the ten inchers. Good to know seen as I am six on a good day. 12:38 pm: Interview Number One is over and I think I met some sort of white male quota because it seemed like they were just going through the motions. Interview Number Two is across Omaha at 1:30 and I am in a cab again. No boner this time even though the cab driver is the same guy....shows you how many taxis there are in Omaha. My wife texts me to meet her at Westroads Mall AMC Theaters for a quickie in theater number 4 (my lucky number and my buddy Thomas who lets us in to fuck on lunch hours on a monthly basis). Sigh. I'd love to but I remind her of my two interviews today. Sometimes she doesn't listen and sometimes it feels like she doesn't care. I love her too much to snap at her and she apologizes. It could have been an argument but I move on because that's marriage. I can't help but reminisce about cumming in Beth's mouth on our third anniversary while we I watched a boring romcom. Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway certainly didn't make my wood any softer that day. And thanks to Thomas, I'm glad I didn't have to pay to see Bride Wars at 1pm on a Wednesday. 1:19 pm: I pull up to Interview Two and Beth has sexted me a pic of her tits from her office bathroom. Red lacey bra, nipples peeking over—-I gave her that bra for her birthday our first year together. I'm proud of her that it still fits after 13 years, one pregnancy, one childbirth and 19 months of breastfeeding. I gotta flex my quads to make my dick small again. 3:06 pm: Interview Two went well and I pick up the good car. 3:38 pm: I swap out the good car with the older car and text her that I'm in her 30 story highrise office building. I head to our usual floor 7, abandoned thanks to a law firm that went bankrupt. Hang a left out the elevator and turn right into the ladies room. My wife had already gone in there and she's bent over the marble counter with her panties on the floor and her skirt hiked up. Watching her fog up the bathroom mirror makes me cum in three minutes. She says "thanks for switching out the cars....I hate driving yours." She gets the good car and I get the older car because that's marriage. 5:18 pm: Beth is home and Jonathan is asleep in the back seat as I pull in the garage from day care. The garage door closes and the crockpot dinner that I started eight hours earlier is done. She bought some Double Stuff Oreos on the way home to cheer up her unemployed dude. She knows what I like and she just happens to be stirring the vegetables in the nude. Jonathan plays happily in his pen, and I play happily with her nipples. Pink and the size of quarters, I can't seem to get hard because, like an overworked Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl, I have no juice. She bends over the dining room table and I finger fuck her to three orgasms; a different vibrator from the one in the car gives her three more. I can't get it up but she isn't mad because that's marriage. 6:34 pm: Interview Two offers me a job and I accept. Interview One can get fucked. 7:28 pm: We settle down for some Tivo and she is disappointed about a Dr. Phil that she wanted to watch but the Tivo was full. She discovers that I had deleted an hour this morning to open up an hour for that episode about bullying that she wanted to see because Jonathan has a lot of shitty relatives. "You're so great to me" she says with a passionate kiss and disappears into the kitchen. She comes back with 8 Oreos and a huge glass of milk. We look out for each other because that's marriage. 10:21 pm: She puts Jonathan to bed and has been on the laptop for awhile. I'm in bed after such a long and stressful day. Nebraska is getting killed because we don't have a defense and I can hear her brushing her teeth. Then the game is over and I have drifted off to dreamland. She comes to bed naked with her mohawk but I wake up to a handjob and french kisses. I whisper to her how tired I am, and she reassures me not to worry. She works the shaft and I am getting close. A deep kiss with me on my back and I pull my mouth away from hers. She continues jerking me and she pulls our bodies facing each other on our sides and I shoot a huge load on her stomach. I immediately go back to sleep, but she isn't mad because that's marriage. 10:46 pm: She whispers to me "round two is at 3am. I'm setting my alarm for 2:45 so my vibrator can warm me up a little". Right now: I'm a very lucky man and I always will be. I love you Beth. gobigred3562 [3 comments]