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to preface, we had just made a purchase from adamandeve.com and my girlfriend wanted me to write her a sexy story about what eve angel and lisa we'd do when we picked up our package from the campus mail room
WARNING THERE IS A DEFINITE POSSIBILITY THAT THIS WILL BE THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER READ. do with it as you will
hmmm i'm going to try to work in all the things we might get so: dvd deep throat gel condoms pocket rocket (with changeable heads) 3 cock rings and a double ended glass dildo
10:33pm
Oh boy. Good luck
10:33pm
ok so we go to the mail room and pick up box of sex toys (oh wait, i forgot, i'm going to get rope at some point too, so i'll throw that in there at some point) and you're wearing that sexy grey dress with no underwear on underneath and you look so beautiful, especially on the way there with the wind blowing your skirt that i can't help myself i squeeze your ass when no one's looking the girl hands me the box and i'm so excited that I rip open the box, dump out the contents, put free vivthomas videos password it on my head, bend you over the mail desk, lift up your skirt, whip out my whang, squirt some lube onto it, and with one smooth stroke thrust it deeeep into your ass and everyone stops what they're doing and the girl behind the desk is all like "oh my god" at the sight of your surprised face right in front of you and me behind you, fucking you in the ass but luckily the desk girl is viv thomas the art of sex tomas the only one who can see your face and my box hides my identity so everyone is just like "who is this masked sex god? and you start screaming in ecstasy as i fuck you from behind and slap your ass so hard that all of the building hears it and desk girl is like "you can't do this, this is a public place! besides, i'm about to close up shop!" so we climb over the desk and pull shut the shutter (my cock still deep in your ass, i hold you onto me with one arm and use the other to pull us through and close the shutter after us ) and since i'm now so totally ripped from backpacking (spoiler alert: i'm not, if you were wondering) i grab underneath your thighs and hold you in the air as i fuck your ass
adn desk girl is all like "this isn't what i had in mind when I said you can't do that here and we're closing" and I'm like "so? what ya going to do about it ?" so she grabs the pocket rocket off of the desk and turns it on, and starts rubbing your clit and grabbing your tits through the thin layer of your dress, your nipples clearly sticking out and with our powers combined you start coming and all you can say as you orgasm is "you're the best at the sex" over and over again loud enough for everyone else outside to hear it and i can feel an orgasm coming on so I pull out of your ass and slip a ring over my balls, a ring over my cock, and a ring over both of them so i can be harder and last longer (TM) and you're still recovering so desk girl is like " oh let me clean that off for you sir" and i'm like "dats kinda gross but kinky as hell, be my guest" so she sucks my cock clean and then i push her away like "begone foul wench, my maiden is the one i truly want to give my attention to" "you have done your duty"
10:57pm
Hahaha this is good
10:59pm so i slather my cock in deep throat gel and grab you by your hair and turn to you and say "u hungry fo sum cok bich? cuz i got a feast fo u riiight hurrr" and shove my cock down your throat roughly. you choke at first but then the menthol gel's tingly numbing effect (TM) loosens your throat and you can take it all and i've got you by your hair, and i'm fucking your face like i fuck your pussy, all the way in and desk girl hands you the pocket rocket and you start using it to work on your clit and get horny all over again so she puts a condom over the double ended dildo and pushes the big end up your loosened asshole and she cuts your dress off with scissors and puts paper clamps on your nipples
11:05pm and she's tugging on them and working the dildo in and out of your ass and you're vibrating your clit and i'm fucking your throat and you just sorta enter this other dimension of orgasm, where you're only vaguely aware of what's going on around you and it's just one ongoing orgasm
11:06pm
and then she lays down on the floor and puts her head between your legs and starts eating out your pussy and even with all the rings i can't help it after seeing that, i come literal buckets of come literally it starts out going down your throat by the mouthful and youre guzzling come for your life so i pull out and spray it all over your face and down onto your tits and it runs down onto your pussy and into desk girl's mouth and all over HER face
11:09pm
This is really hot
11:11pm
adn you're like, "tie me up, shittyeroticthroawy!" so luckily i brought some rope from farm and fleet so i get busy with desk girl tying you down onto a table and you're on your back with your ass down at the edge of the table and your ankles up by your head, stretched out and your head hanging off the other side of the table so to get me hard again i had desk girl a big wooden ruler and she starts swatting your ass and legs and then she moves onto your tits and fingers your pussy a litttle bit before giving that a swat too and i go around to your head and lean it back and resume fucking your throat, slowly, and pulling on your nipple clamps
11:15pm
Mmmmm
11:15pm
and when i get so hard that i'm choking you with my cock i pull it out and pull a table over to the one by your ass and i put a cushion under your ass to raise it up a little and i put the head of my cock up to your pussy and rub it over your swollen lips tender from the whipping and get it slippery in the flood of juices leaking out and then i slowwwwwly push the head in and go in and out a little at a time before i push it in all the way, smoothly and you scream at the top of your lungs because it feels so good so i start fucking you in earnest (i think i've used that phrase before...) and as i'm fucking you desk girl gets bored and swats my ass as i come out each time from your pussy which is making me push into you to the sides, and the back, and the front by your g-spot she stops but i keep doing it, and she walks around the table to your head and is like, "time to return the favor, beeeatch" and straddles your face, and grabs your hair and pulls you into her pussy and she's so horny from watching us that she presses your face in until you can't breath, and just before you think you're about to pass out she comes and squirts all over your mouth and she pulls away, trembling from her orgasm as you gasp for breath so i keep fucking you and i lean over you and kiss you and while we're making out desk girl goes and puts a new condom and some lube on the dildo and she climbs up behind me and starts fingering my asshole and then she works one end of the dildo into my ass, working with my thrusts into you until every time i pull out of you, the dildo goes into my ass, and every time i thrust back into you, it slides out to the tip and desk girl starts fingering her asshole wihtout any lube until she can fit a few fingers into it and stretch it out and she turns around and puts her ass up to mine, stopping us for a second, and takes the other head of the dildo into her ass and then i keep going, impaling you with one movement and impaling myself with the other, the dildo staying mostly lodged in pace in her asshole because she didn't use lube and she's rubbing her clit with the pocket rocket
11:34pm
adn we keep going at it for a while, all of us building towards our respective orgasms until finally we explode, her tensing up with her orgasm and forcing the dildo harder against my prostate, setting my prostate orgasm off (which i've read is similar to a woman's vaginal/g-spot orgasm)
11:35pm
and i cry out and thrust three more times extra hard into you, enough to give you a final orgasm before i Black Lesbians Sex Porn out and collapse onto your beautiful breasts, completely spent in every way and we just lie there like some kinky human centipede for ages until feeling returns to our limbs
11:40pm and we thank each other for the nice sex and agree that desk girl wasn't bad either and then she tells us that after that mind blowing sex she has decided that she wants to be our sex slave for us to use at our leisure and we're like k cool so she gives you her clothes so you can walk back with me and we leave her there naked (we took her underwear too, even though you didn't really need it, it just seemed like the right sort of thing to do to a sex slave at the time) and leave out of a back door
11:41pm
(he he back door) and the next day/week/month/year/century the school talks about the mystery sex god with the box he put over his head because of how humble he is and the woman with the nicest ass they had ever seen, hands down. so sexy that every woman who witnessed that scene immediately became bisexual and some just straight up lesbian, with the exception of box guy because he was the one they saw fucking that ass (to clear that last run on sentence up, i mean the new lesbians "one exception" guy was the box guy) and we go on to do great deeds of sex, of course helped by she who is known as desk girl, who was allowed to join in and worship your ass now and then and everyone lived happily ever after, the end
11:49pm
Damn, shittyeroticathroawy That was a whole other level of good/horrible You should submit to r/sexstories You'd be raking in the karma
11:51pm lol probably not
There it is. probably the worst sex story ever written
shittyeroticathroawy
WARNING THERE IS A DEFINITE POSSIBILITY THAT THIS WILL BE THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER READ. do with it as you will
hmmm i'm going to try to work in all the things we might get so: dvd deep throat gel condoms pocket rocket (with changeable heads) 3 cock rings and a double ended glass dildo
10:33pm
Oh boy. Good luck
10:33pm
ok so we go to the mail room and pick up box of sex toys (oh wait, i forgot, i'm going to get rope at some point too, so i'll throw that in there at some point) and you're wearing that sexy grey dress with no underwear on underneath and you look so beautiful, especially on the way there with the wind blowing your skirt that i can't help myself i squeeze your ass when no one's looking the girl hands me the box and i'm so excited that I rip open the box, dump out the contents, put free vivthomas videos password it on my head, bend you over the mail desk, lift up your skirt, whip out my whang, squirt some lube onto it, and with one smooth stroke thrust it deeeep into your ass and everyone stops what they're doing and the girl behind the desk is all like "oh my god" at the sight of your surprised face right in front of you and me behind you, fucking you in the ass but luckily the desk girl is viv thomas the art of sex tomas the only one who can see your face and my box hides my identity so everyone is just like "who is this masked sex god? and you start screaming in ecstasy as i fuck you from behind and slap your ass so hard that all of the building hears it and desk girl is like "you can't do this, this is a public place! besides, i'm about to close up shop!" so we climb over the desk and pull shut the shutter (my cock still deep in your ass, i hold you onto me with one arm and use the other to pull us through and close the shutter after us ) and since i'm now so totally ripped from backpacking (spoiler alert: i'm not, if you were wondering) i grab underneath your thighs and hold you in the air as i fuck your ass
adn desk girl is all like "this isn't what i had in mind when I said you can't do that here and we're closing" and I'm like "so? what ya going to do about it ?" so she grabs the pocket rocket off of the desk and turns it on, and starts rubbing your clit and grabbing your tits through the thin layer of your dress, your nipples clearly sticking out and with our powers combined you start coming and all you can say as you orgasm is "you're the best at the sex" over and over again loud enough for everyone else outside to hear it and i can feel an orgasm coming on so I pull out of your ass and slip a ring over my balls, a ring over my cock, and a ring over both of them so i can be harder and last longer (TM) and you're still recovering so desk girl is like " oh let me clean that off for you sir" and i'm like "dats kinda gross but kinky as hell, be my guest" so she sucks my cock clean and then i push her away like "begone foul wench, my maiden is the one i truly want to give my attention to" "you have done your duty"
10:57pm
Hahaha this is good
10:59pm so i slather my cock in deep throat gel and grab you by your hair and turn to you and say "u hungry fo sum cok bich? cuz i got a feast fo u riiight hurrr" and shove my cock down your throat roughly. you choke at first but then the menthol gel's tingly numbing effect (TM) loosens your throat and you can take it all and i've got you by your hair, and i'm fucking your face like i fuck your pussy, all the way in and desk girl hands you the pocket rocket and you start using it to work on your clit and get horny all over again so she puts a condom over the double ended dildo and pushes the big end up your loosened asshole and she cuts your dress off with scissors and puts paper clamps on your nipples
11:05pm and she's tugging on them and working the dildo in and out of your ass and you're vibrating your clit and i'm fucking your throat and you just sorta enter this other dimension of orgasm, where you're only vaguely aware of what's going on around you and it's just one ongoing orgasm
11:06pm
and then she lays down on the floor and puts her head between your legs and starts eating out your pussy and even with all the rings i can't help it after seeing that, i come literal buckets of come literally it starts out going down your throat by the mouthful and youre guzzling come for your life so i pull out and spray it all over your face and down onto your tits and it runs down onto your pussy and into desk girl's mouth and all over HER face
11:09pm
This is really hot
11:11pm
adn you're like, "tie me up, shittyeroticthroawy!" so luckily i brought some rope from farm and fleet so i get busy with desk girl tying you down onto a table and you're on your back with your ass down at the edge of the table and your ankles up by your head, stretched out and your head hanging off the other side of the table so to get me hard again i had desk girl a big wooden ruler and she starts swatting your ass and legs and then she moves onto your tits and fingers your pussy a litttle bit before giving that a swat too and i go around to your head and lean it back and resume fucking your throat, slowly, and pulling on your nipple clamps
11:15pm
Mmmmm
11:15pm
and when i get so hard that i'm choking you with my cock i pull it out and pull a table over to the one by your ass and i put a cushion under your ass to raise it up a little and i put the head of my cock up to your pussy and rub it over your swollen lips tender from the whipping and get it slippery in the flood of juices leaking out and then i slowwwwwly push the head in and go in and out a little at a time before i push it in all the way, smoothly and you scream at the top of your lungs because it feels so good so i start fucking you in earnest (i think i've used that phrase before...) and as i'm fucking you desk girl gets bored and swats my ass as i come out each time from your pussy which is making me push into you to the sides, and the back, and the front by your g-spot she stops but i keep doing it, and she walks around the table to your head and is like, "time to return the favor, beeeatch" and straddles your face, and grabs your hair and pulls you into her pussy and she's so horny from watching us that she presses your face in until you can't breath, and just before you think you're about to pass out she comes and squirts all over your mouth and she pulls away, trembling from her orgasm as you gasp for breath so i keep fucking you and i lean over you and kiss you and while we're making out desk girl goes and puts a new condom and some lube on the dildo and she climbs up behind me and starts fingering my asshole and then she works one end of the dildo into my ass, working with my thrusts into you until every time i pull out of you, the dildo goes into my ass, and every time i thrust back into you, it slides out to the tip and desk girl starts fingering her asshole wihtout any lube until she can fit a few fingers into it and stretch it out and she turns around and puts her ass up to mine, stopping us for a second, and takes the other head of the dildo into her ass and then i keep going, impaling you with one movement and impaling myself with the other, the dildo staying mostly lodged in pace in her asshole because she didn't use lube and she's rubbing her clit with the pocket rocket
11:34pm
adn we keep going at it for a while, all of us building towards our respective orgasms until finally we explode, her tensing up with her orgasm and forcing the dildo harder against my prostate, setting my prostate orgasm off (which i've read is similar to a woman's vaginal/g-spot orgasm)
11:35pm
and i cry out and thrust three more times extra hard into you, enough to give you a final orgasm before i Black Lesbians Sex Porn out and collapse onto your beautiful breasts, completely spent in every way and we just lie there like some kinky human centipede for ages until feeling returns to our limbs
11:40pm and we thank each other for the nice sex and agree that desk girl wasn't bad either and then she tells us that after that mind blowing sex she has decided that she wants to be our sex slave for us to use at our leisure and we're like k cool so she gives you her clothes so you can walk back with me and we leave her there naked (we took her underwear too, even though you didn't really need it, it just seemed like the right sort of thing to do to a sex slave at the time) and leave out of a back door
11:41pm
(he he back door) and the next day/week/month/year/century the school talks about the mystery sex god with the box he put over his head because of how humble he is and the woman with the nicest ass they had ever seen, hands down. so sexy that every woman who witnessed that scene immediately became bisexual and some just straight up lesbian, with the exception of box guy because he was the one they saw fucking that ass (to clear that last run on sentence up, i mean the new lesbians "one exception" guy was the box guy) and we go on to do great deeds of sex, of course helped by she who is known as desk girl, who was allowed to join in and worship your ass now and then and everyone lived happily ever after, the end
11:49pm
Damn, shittyeroticathroawy That was a whole other level of good/horrible You should submit to r/sexstories You'd be raking in the karma
11:51pm lol probably not
There it is. probably the worst sex story ever written
shittyeroticathroawy