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I'm going to preface this by saying that I don't want to forget this night because it was, quite frankly, one of the best nights of my life. I was originally just going to write this in a txt file and encrypt it on my HDD, but I figured that I may as well share. That being said, it's going to sound like bullshit no matter what I say, so if you'd like to believe that it's made up, then that's fine. I hope that you enjoy it anyway. I fancy myself a decent enough writer, so that's the reason for all of the detail. However, just like everyone else, I promise that this is 100% true, and I made this account a couple of days ago to post it but I wasn't sure if I should (privacy and whatnot). Names are changed, but that's about it. To get it out of the way, I'm 24, 180cm-ish, around 90kg, shortish dark brown hair, with a pretty average build (I do a lot of jogging/running and my job is physical, but I don't have well defined muscles or anything). I was wearing jeans, a black jumper (I think that's a sweater to some of you? Nfi, cbf naked mature Googling it), and a pair of thongs (flip-flops to you weirdos). About a week ago my girlfriend dumped me after a year and a half. It was a clear night with an almost full moon and the stars are really something special in my area. So, feeling down about breaking up as usual I drove to the beach at about 2:00am (literally a 2 minute drive) to sit at my favourite spot on the dunes to look at the stars and contemplate my life (hey, post breakup, what do you expect? :P). When I got there, I noticed another car in the car park, but thought nothing of it because it's a pretty popular beach during the day and sometimes at night. I grabbed a blanket out of my car and headed up the footpath to the beach. My spot is under a tree on the dunes about a hundred metres up, so I start walking. When I get there, I notice someone sitting there, but I can't quite tell because of the shadows caused by the tree. I stop for a second and hesitate, thinking they could be a deranged axe murderer or something, but decide to go ahead anyway, though I'm really not sure why. Usually I'd just turn around and go sit somewhere else, but I was feeling brave for some reason. I cautiously walked up and climbed the dunes (they're not very steep and only a few metres high), and when I reached the top, realised that the shadowy figure is a girl about my age standing on a blanket. She was wearing a navy blue cardigan over a t-shirt and a singlet, a pair of jeans, and no shoes. Her hair is long and black, about halfway down her back, and her skin is just a little pale in the moonlight; not milky white or anything, you can just tell that she doesn't tan much. She's shorter than me, and judging by my own height, I'd say she's around 160cm, 50-60kgs, with a fairly average build leaning towards petite. My ex-girlfriend is a 32C in the chest, and this chick looks to be about the same, so let's go with that. Oh, and for those of you who are like me and think glasses are the hottest thing in the entire fucking world, yeah, she's wearing glasses. The frames are something like this, but in a dark blue: http://ift.tt/1H9NkNb "Hey, sorry, is it cool if I sit here?" mature sexy women , I ask, making an effort to give what I'm hoping is a polite and friendly smile as I do so. Sitting back down, she motions to her right with her head, "Sure. I saw you coming up the beach and wasn't sure who you were, I was getting pretty freaked out until I saw you holding a blanket", she lets out a confident laugh. I lay my folded blanket down next to hers and sit down, feet out in front of me and hands behind. She's sexy older ladies sitting much the same. I laugh, "Yeah, I'd be thinking the same thing if I saw some random walking up to me on the beach at 2am." I let out a sigh as I sit there, the waves crashing in front of us. The reason that this spot is so good, btw, is that the trees, dune grass, and slight depth of where you sit actually blocks out most of the sound of the ocean. You can still hear the waves, but it's a subtle background noise as opposed to the roar that it would be otherwise. It also blocks out most of the wind, so even on a cold night it can still be pretty warm if you're dressed for it. It's also worth noting that it's Autumn in Australia right now, and the nights are getting a little chilly by our standards, hence the jumper and jeans that I'm wearing. Realising that I should probably introduce myself or sexy middle aged women something, I turn to her and reach out my hand, "I'm James by the way". She takes my hand with a surprisingly firm grip and shakes it, "I'm Renee". We go back to sitting in silence for a few minutes before I turn to her, "So why are you out here so late?" "Just...", she seems to hesitate for a moment, "... I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. We've only been together for 6 months but we live together so I had to get out of the house. "Oh shit", I try to hold back a brief laugh, but my smile and weak facial muscles betray me. She gives me a confused look as I recover, "Sorry, I really didn't mean to laugh, it's just funny because my girlfriend dumped me a few weeks ago... coincidences and shit." She smiles, "That is pretty funny. Yeah, coincidences and shit". At this point, hearing her say "Yeah, coincidences and shit" has got me thinking that she's cool as fuck and now my mind is racing with how amazing this chick must be. This brief, 2 minutes of conversation has got my hilariously still-teenaged brain going through a bunch of ridiculous scenarios, most of them resulting in us fucking, me getting her number, and turning her into a FWB or dating her (and fucking some more). I don't want to bore you at this point, but we start talking about our exes and having what can only be described as a full on DnM sesh. By the end of it, we've pretty much agreed on "fuck other people, they're not worth the effort". I also found out she's 22 during that conversation, and she that I'm 24. It's pretty amazing, and I'm brimming with confidence at this point because here I am talking to this random chick on the beach at 3am, she's laughing at all of my jokes and I'm laughing at hers, we've got this amazing chemistry and she's cute/hot as fuck to top it all off. We also talked about our sex lives with our exes and it turns out that her ex (Ben) is pretty shit in bed. Apparently he has a decent cock, but he just jackrabbits and refuses to go down on her. Feeling on top of the world — and I'll be honest, a little horny, because my brain still thinks I'm 16 –, I just come out and say it, "so when's the last time you guys had sex?" She looks at me for a split second, smiles, laughs, then punches me in the arm (which actually fucking hurt, btw, I told you that she was awesome), "About a month ago, Ben has tried since then but I kept turning him down because he's such a dickhead. I nod as she says this, my cock getting harder as my brain is running wild. Now that my cock is in control, I come up with a devious plan to keep this sex conversation going. I honestly didn't think we'd end up fucking tonight, that was just a fantasy, but I was determined to kiss her and get her number at the absolute least. With this in mind, "sounds about right, I'd tell you how long it's been since I got laid but it's embarrassing as fuck". "Oh come on!", she laughs, "I just told you the last time, so tell me!" "No way!", I've got a huge grin on my face now, and I'm trying to keep myself from laughing so that I can keep this going, "it's been ages" "Don't be such a pussy, tell me!" "Only if you promise not to laugh!" ... yeah, I said that. With corny lines like that, I don't blame you for thinking that this is total bullshit. "I won't, just tell me!" She's laughing, I'm laughing, so I stop and give her a serious face look. She stops, smiles, then looks at me seriously. "Promise?", I'm trying so hard not to smile right now, you have no idea how hard it was to keep this ridiculous joke going without feeling like an idiot. She grins in reply, "no, but you're gunna tell me anyway." I break, "Yeah I am, I laugh, "6 months..." I leave a pause, waiting for her reaction. She bursts out laughing. "6 months?! Oh my god you poor dude, how have you been with a chick for over a year but haven't had sex in so long?!" I laugh again, "now you know why I didn't want to tell you, embarrassing as fuck, right?" "Right, for sure." She has this massive grin on her face now, but then she turns away and looks at the ocean again. This is important to note, because we'd been sitting face to face for like an hour now. So here I am thinking that my plan kinda failed. "Thanks a lot, cock!", I thought to myself. "You really kept that conversation going!" WARNING: This is where most you are going to start screaming bullshit, if you weren't already at the ridiculous coincidences of both having just had a breakup. Now that my brain was back in control, I decided to make a move. Either I was going to fuck this up and just get a number out of her (or nothing), or I was going to get to makeout with her or maybe even fuck her. Either way, I'd have an unbelievable story to tell my best mate, and I'd have cheered myself up a hell of a lot post breakup. Win-win, right? It was getting fairly chilly, so I hatched another plan. I stood up and shook my blanket out a few metres from her so that I didn't get sand all over her and her blanket. My cock is hard as fuck in my jeans now, and despite only being just over 5 inches (meh, doesn't bother me), I know that the buldge is really obvious. "I'm getting cold, move your ass over". At this point I'm feeling stupidly confident, I feel like we've known each other for years, and being rude and saying "move your ass over" feels totally fine. Renee seems to agree. She moves over, spreading her blanket out a bit more, and I sit down right next to her (like, RIGHT next to her. Our shoulders are practically rubbing). I spread my blanket out over both of us, being sure to casually graze her legs with my hands as I do so. We sit there in silence for about a minute, then with a move that absolutely blows my mind (and makes my cock even harder, because that's totally possible somehow), she turns to me. The expression on her face has gone from casual happiness to pure lust. Her eyes bore into the back of my skull, and my cock throbs in my pants. She places a hand on my cock, grips it tightly through my jeans and says, "If you're going to kiss me, you should probably do it now." I leapt at the opportunity, with my left hand supporting me on the ground, I put my right hand to the back of her head and pull her into the most passionate, erotic, sexy kiss I've ever had in my life. Our tongues are intertwined, her glasses are pressing up against my face (and hurting a little bit, but that just added to it somehow), and as my grip on the back of her head gets tighter, so does her grip on my cock. As our lips part and our tongues untangle, we're both panting and breathing quite heavily. After a quick breather, we both go back at it again. I push the blanket off of us and push her down onto her blanket so that she's laying on her back and I'm laying next to her on her right (this is intentional, btw, I'm right-handed :P). Her left hand is roaming up and down my back under my jumper, as her right hand attempts to unbuckle my jeans. At the same time, I've still got my left hand on the back of her head as we make out, clenching her hair tightly. My right hand is under her singlet, slowly working its way up. With a surprise that almost makes me cum right then, I discover that she's not wearing a bra. Makes sense, I guess. I massage her tits with my hand, they're the perfect size, and my hand is able to cup them nicely. I massage her nipples and areola, before sliding my hand down a tad, lifting it up, and then lightly traced my fingers down to the area just above her waist. I paused there, and she lifted her butt off the ground, as though begging me to go further. I should note now that there's three things that make the best sex for me: Teasing during foreplay Eating pussy Lightly dominating a chick through hair pulling, spanking, and having them beg me to fuck them She manages to get my jeans undone, and releases my cock from its prison. She starts stroking it, but as amazing as that feels, I have no choice but to make her stop. You may think that's weird, but I was actually thinking pretty clearly. I hadn't had sex in 6 months (that wasn't a lie, my ex just completely stopped wanting it for various reasons related to cheating on me), I was seconds from cumming, and I didn't want to fuck her for 30 seconds and let her down. So I grabbed her right hand with mine and put it down on her side. "Not until I'm ready". She looks a little confused at this, but doesn't have much time to think about it as I begin to unbutton my jeans. We go back to making out as I get them undone and move my hand down inside, on the outside of her underwear. Remember how I love teasing? Yeah. I press my fingers into her clit from the outside, rubbing it and teasing her. I realise that she's incredibly wet, and her underwear is practically soaked. Either she gets wet quickly, or she's been as horny as me for the last hour. She lets out a moan with a mouthful of my tongue, and lifts her ass up to grind her pussy into my hand. I slide my hand back out and onto her stomach. She moans again, and I move down her body to take off her jeans. She helps me by lifting her ass up, and I manage to get them off. I keep her underwear on (teasing is awesome!), and slide my hand down her leg down to her knee, move across to the other leg, and go back up towards her pussy. I move my hand to the inside of her thighs, but don't touch her pussy. She spreads her legs wide, pracitcally begging me at this point. I move my hand to the top of her underwear again, but this time slide down and give her what she wants. I rub her clit for a few minutes before sliding my hand down and plunging my two middle fingers straight into her pussy. Usually I'd start with one, but with how wet she was, I could probably have used three. I cup my hand on her pussy in such a way that my two fingers are still buried in her, but my palm is grinding against her clit as I start fucking her with my fingers while grinding her clit with my palm (thanks porn!). She's absolutely loving this, thrashing around and moaning into my mouth. I absolutely fucking love what I'm doing to her, and no shit, I almost came when I felt her muscles clench around my fingers as she came. I stopped kissing her for just a moment to let her breathe, and she starts panting through moans as I continue to fuck her with my hand. She gasps, "stop, stop!" and grabs my hand with both of hers and pulls it away. I'm a little taken aback by this, because usually when a chick says to stop in such a situation, she really means "It's sensitive and it would be good if you stopped... on the other hand, if you keep doing it I'll have ten more orgasms and be your fuck-slut for the next few hours". Still, I go with it, and I decide to do something about my raging hardon. I'm not even going to last 30 seconds if I fuck her now, so I decide to cum once first. Incidentally, I only had a single condom in my wallet (I bought a box two days after my ex and I broke up, "just in case"), so I didn't want to waste it with 10 seconds of sex. I go back to kissing her, then sit her up a little and move to position my cock in front of her face. She gets the point, and moves a hand to the base of my cock and starts stroking it as she puts the head in her mouth. I'm going to be honest, my ex hated giving me blowjobs, and despite the fact that I went down on her frequently, she only ever did it maybe three times the entire time we were together. Needless to say, I lvoe blowjobs, and the fact that I hadn't had one in a year made this even mroe awesome. After about 30 seconds of stroking my cock and sucking on the head, she moved her hand and took my whole cock into her mouth, looked up at me through her glasses, and got about halfway down before I lost control and blew my load straight down her throat. She swallowed as I came and kept sucking (OH MY GOD, ladies, FOR FUCK SAKE, do that to your dude if you haven't already, because this is LITERALLY the feeling: http://ift.tt/1hTeD3K). I let out an embarrassing grunt (hey, I actually remember that, and who said that this story can't be funny?) and a "fuck!" as I cum, and she just keeps going until she's swallowed every drop. At this point you're probably thinking that we just started fucking, but as I said earlier, I fucking love eating pussy, and there's no way in hell I was going to skip eating her out, especially after she swallowed my cum. So I stood up, took all of my clothes off, (eating pussy while naked is just better, yaknow?), then pushed her back down and kissed her again. I started massaging her stomach under her clothes, then motiioned to take them off. She obliged, and I helped her lift them above her head. I should note that, yes, it was still pretty cold, but the body heat coming from us both was well and truly enough to keep us warm. I pushed her back down (again? Bah!) and started kissing down her body while I massaged her inner thighs with my right hand. I stopped at her gorgeous breasts, gently sucking each nipple and kissing them all over. To see how she'd react, I moved my mouth to one of her nipples and nibbled on it very lightly with my teeth. She shuddered and let out a moan, which pretty much made my slowly re-hardening cock stand at full strength again. Encouraged, I spread her legs with my right hand, and kissed my way down to her pussy, but diverged and went down her left leg instead (how many times do I have to say that I LOVE teasing?), and back up her right. She let out a laugh, "oh come on!", and I giggled in return. Yes, giggled, I'm not even fucking joking, I'm not making that up, I absolutely promise you 100% that for some insane fucking reason I actually fucking giggled, and all of a sudden the men reading this have gone soft and the women dry. It gets better again, I promise! And then I went for it. I moved my mouth down to her pussy and started licking her wonderful pussy lips, sucking on them gently, giving them a little nibble, and then applying more pressure as I went straight up to her clit and sucked on it hard. She let out a glorious moan and an "oh fuck!" (similar to me, fuck she's awesome) and ground her pussy into my face, lifting her ass up off the ground. Just to interrupt the flow of the story again, I realised while doing this that I hadn't actually seen or even touched her ass yet, and I'm actually an ass man, so I took the opportunity while her ass was off the ground to put both of my hands on her ass and give them a good feel. Turns out that she hasn't got what I would call a perfect ass, but it's pretty damned good. Soft but firm, and round but not too big. I start massaging her as I continue to suck and lick her pussy, focusing mainly on her clit. Her whole body starts shuddering again, and let's out a long, lusty moan as she has what looks, sounds, and feels like an amazing orgasm. I kept sucking on her clit, and moved my right hand to her pussy mid-orgasm and plunged two fingers in, made a hooking motion, and massaged what I'm 99% sure was her G-spot (it exists, dudes, and it's really not hard to find either! :P). She lets out an even bigger moan, clenches her thighs against my head, and puts one of her hands on the back of my head and GRABS A FISTFUL OF MY HAIR and pushes me harder against her pussy as her other hand grabs at the blanket. I'm not making this up. I fucking promise. Like I said, BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE, and she's the first chick ever to actually grab a fistful of my hair while cumming, which was fucking incredible. She then pulls me up to her by my hair (you have no idea how good that felt, I felt like I was actually being dominated, and tbh, I've never had that before. If we fuck again, I might have to explore that with her), and through gasping breath, gives me this commanding look and smile and says, "just fuck me!". I was pretty sure that I'd just cum in 5 seconds, but I couldn't say no to that face. I laughed teasingly, "in a minute!", and reached for my wallet to retrieve the precious condom inside. I put it on, and with her legs spread, positioned myself above her in missionary. I rubbed my cock head against her clit (you don't get it, do you? I LOVE TO TEASE!) before placing it at the entrance to her pussy and slowly sliding in (hoping to tease her some more). She was having none of that, and in a move that surprised me, she wrapped her legs around my ass and pulled me into her in one quick motion. Quick note, Renee is only the fourth chick I've fucked, so I don't have a LOT to compare to, but holy fuck did she have the tightest pussy I've ever fucked, and probably will ever fuck again. It was absolutely incredible, and as I began fucking her, I couldn't think of anything but how good it felt. Magically, I didn't cum straight away (a comibination of the cold outside air, the condom, and the fact that I came 5 minnutes ago, I think), and I started pounding her pretty hard. In another move that surprised me (and made me feel less dominant), she made a motion to push me off of her, and I slid out and sat up. She got on her knees and turned around, positioning her ass in front of me. Now, as I was saying earlier, I'm actually an ass man, and although her ass isn't perfect, it was still pretty damned killer. She turned around and gave me a look that practically screamed, "what are you waiting for? Fuck me already!" and I was more than happy to oblige. I moved in closer and slid my cock into her, then started fucking her hard, my balls almost slapping against her clit. Feeling emboldened, I grabbed a small amount of her hair with my left hand and gently tugged, waiting for a reaction. She tiled her head back and curved her back down and pushed her ass hard into me, so I took that as a yes and grabbed her hair in a ponytail and really pulled it. On each thrust my croutch would smash into her ass, I'd pull on her hair, she'd grind into me even closer, and we were both in literal fucking ecstasy. I smacked her ass cheek with my right hand, and she let out a moan that signalled that I could continue. I smacked her ass a few more times before leaning forward and pushing my hand against the back of her head, pushing her face down into the ground. She seemed to love this, and I could feel myself getting close to cumming. I slowed down a little, but fucked her hard on each thrust. I didn't want to cum just yet, since she hadn't either, so I pulled out and told her that I wanted her to ride me. I laid on my back and held my cock up straight for her, she climbed on, and in a sort of half squatting position, lowered herself onto my cock. She got comfortable, my hands on her fantastic ass, and then started grinding her back and forth, her clit grinding into my crotch and my cock basically sliding in and out by only an inch at a time. It was even better than before, and I was so close to cumming that it took everything I had to not cum. I actually started remembering those stupid tips that people give to not cum ("think about your Grandmother!"), but it really didn't help. I decided that I was just gunna cum now, so I stopped her and lifted her up a little so that she was squatting over me and my ass was off the ground with my knees doing the work to keep me elevated. With my hands on her ass, her hands on my chest, I started just fucking her with long, hard strokes, and — if you haven't started calling bullshit yet, you will in a moment — she starts moaning fast and loud, then starts muttering my name over and over as I get faster in a steady rythym. So here we are, me stroking into her with a steady, hard rythym, her actually moaning, "Oh James, James, James, James!" with each stroke, and all I can think about is how crazy this is. I think it helped me to not cum because I was thinking more about how I was just going to the beach to mope for a bit, not to fuck a hot stranger, but suddenly she starts shuddering again, her pussy clenching around my cock even tighter than before, her breathing stops, and with one last thrust, she starts cumming harder than she has tonight, she collapses onto me while still moaning and shaking and clenching and starts repeating "fuck" over and over again. There's no way in fuck I was going to be able to stop myself cumming now, and I let out a hilarious grunting moan and "fuuuuuuuuuck!" as I filled the condom with cum. I came harder than I ever have before, and despite having cum 5 minutes earlier, I felt like I was going to split the condom (I actuallly checked without her seeing when I took it off, but in hindsight, after cumming once before I wasn't actually going to ejaculate enough to break it, lmao). We just lay there, my hands still on her ass, her hands still on my chest, basking in the warm basking glowing basking glow of the best sex I've ever had in my entire life. And then I woke up. Just kidding, we sort of laid next to each other for a while, I pulled my blanket onto us (which was surprisingly not covered in sand), and we just lay there looking up at the stars and the moon. If this were a one night stand at a house or something, we'd probably have just fallen asleep, but since we were on a beach at 3am, that probably wasn't a good idea. We ended up awkwardly fumbling around and getting dressed. Rather than saying something stupid like "Can I have your number?", I just got my phone out, made a new contact, and said "put your number there, I've got you under Renee". She did so, and handed it back to me. We sort of wondered back to the car park together, said very casual goodbyes ("later", not kidding), and drove our separate ways. We've been texting back and forth since then, and we spent two hours on the phone today just talking shit. We've planned to go see Fast 7 tonight, with McDonald's after (seriously), so I've got a pretty good feeling about her. If you'd like to call bullshit, like I said earlier, I absolutely don't blame you. If I saw this posted here and I hadn't written it, I'd be calling bullshit too. The story is plausible, but it just seems too much like one of those erotic fiction or porn scenarios where a hot, horny woman fucks the delivery boy after ordering a salami pizza with extra sausage. For those of you who would still like to believe me, I promise you 100,00,00,00,fucking,000% that this is a true story. My best mate (who I told everything the next day) barely believes me either, but he's seen her on Facebook so doesn't really have a choice. GwStoryAccount [3